CALVINISMS


"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."

"The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life."

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."

"There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you and how much fun it is."

"The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference."

"So the secret to good self esteem is to lower your expectations to te point where they're already met?"

"Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess"