Calvin and Hobbes

Meet the cast

Calvin	"Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!"
Hobbes	Calvin: I wish I was a tiger Hobbes: A common lament
Calvin's parents	Calvin's mom: You are not sorry we had Calvin, are you? Calvin's dad: Are you? Calvin's mom: I asked first...Besides it wasn't all my decision. Calvin's dad: All I know is that I offered to buy you a Dachshund, but no, you said...
Susie Derkins	Our class voted Calvin the "Most likely to be seen on the news some day".
Moe	Moe: Hey! You took my favorite swing! Calvin: That's true, Moe. How about that? Moe:..uh... Calvin: His train of thought is still boarding at the station.
Miss Wormwood Spaceman Spiff	Spaceman Spiff: The valiant Spaceman Spiff is being pursued by a disgusting scum being! Spiff spots his hovering spaceship and bolts for the ladder! But he's too late! The awful scum being is upon him! It's all over! Calvin: It's all over Ms. Wormwood: I told you three times recess was over! Now get inside!
Rosalyn                 Stupendous Man	Stupendous Man: Secure in his secret fortress, Stupendous Man plans his strategy! Baby sitter girl is no match for Stupendous Man's Stupedous Intellect! Rosalyn: Calvin, you're in big trouble if you don't come out! Hobbes: You made it back alive! Stupendous Man: Of Course! I made a stupendous dash as soon as Rosalyn went around the house! She still doesn't know where I am!
Tracer Bullet	Quiz: Jack and Joe leave their homes at the same time and drive toward each other. Jack drives at 60mph, while Joe drives at 30mph. They pass each other in 10 minutes. Calvin: How far apart were Jack and Joe when they started? Tracer Bullet: "It was another baffling case. But then, you don't hire a PRIVATE EYE for the easy ones..."